Coronavirus and the 2020 toilet paper crisis

[Fenrisian]

I had a long haired GSD. She brought home next doors kitten and adopted it.
Never bothered about rabbits or squirrels.
Saw a deer once while walking her and Dammed near pulled me over to get after it

[exmouthcraig]

No doubt his Snowdrop was sat tucked up the stores with his feet up enjoying a contraband fry up while Rex was entertaining himself 

"Oh yes darlin I've had a very long cold nights work, cant wait to get warm and get my head down!!!" 

[guest311]

No doubt his Snowdrop was sat tucked up the stores with his feet up enjoying a contraband fry up while Rex was entertaining himself 

"Oh yes darlin I've had a very long cold nights work, cant wait to get warm and get my head down!!!" 

you were spying 

[guest311]

SSAs were the one place you ran the dogs free, even the duty RAFP sgt or orderly officer had to confirm both dogs were on leads with handlers before they could enter 

[Papyrus]

[Train Waiting]

A flash in the pan?

[EtchedPixels]

They seem to be on to pasta and painkillers today. At least that's slightly more sensible.

[Trainfish]

They seem to be on to pasta and painkillers today. At least that's slightly more sensible.

Painkillers would be very sensible if you're going to resort to wiping your backside with pasta! I'm sure there are better methods than using pasta though even if the bog roll has sold out 

[DarrwestLU6]

In any supposed "Crisis" like this, the two things that are actually the most contagious and do the most harm are Hysteria and Hypercondria... 

Hypercondria - now I've had that...

[EtchedPixels]

@Trainfish - when I went to India I was initially surprised to be confronted with a brush and bucket instead of loo roll   

[Snowwolflair]

https://i.imgur.com/qo6v1ho.mp4

  It' self explanatory 

[guest311]

think I've worked out why the shortage of dog food ...

pasta and meaty chunks in gravy 

hence the loo roll shortage 

[Newportnobby]

At Tesco this morning virtually no pasta apart from fusilli (why? ), only a few rolls of bum wipe and the cold remedies had been decimated. This after we have been assured on TV shelves would be stocked and there was no issue with the supply pipeline.
And finally............................

[guest311]

if all else fails,
Wickes have this, bit pricey but does the job

https://www.wickes.co.uk/Wickes-Aluminium-Oxide-Flexible-Abrasive-Fine-Sandpaper-Roll---5m/p/154888

[Jerry Howlett]

At Tesco this morning virtually no pasta apart from fusilli (why? ), only a few rolls of bum wipe and the cold remedies had been decimated. This after we have been assured on TV shelves would be stocked and there was no issue with the supply pipeline.
And finally............................

When we had an initial panic buying spree a couple of weeks ago here in Italy Fuselli and Whole wheat pastas were strangely deemed not required for the forthcoming apocolypse.

Luckily all is calm now shops fully stocked but then in these parts most foodstuffs are from Italy, ans seasonal.


Keep safe you lot


Jerry